Two major governmental decisions were made recently concerning specific food items. One in the UK, and the other here in the US. We now know that Pringles are indeed potato chips (as decided by Britain’s Supreme Court of Judicature) and not "savory snacks" -- whatever that is. The other? Cheerios might be classified as a drug according to the FDA. What will happen tomorrow? Will the courts determine exactly how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop? The world may never know.