Top 10 reasons why...

I don't like top 10 lists.

1. They are usually meaningless
2. They often have items that could have been left out to make a top 7 list.
3. They remind me of gender specific magazines that list the top this or that.
4. Some of them leave out a couple of items, so it should actually be a top 12 or a top 16 list.
5. They always show up at the end of the year or the beginning of the year, why not March or October?
6. They remind me of David Letterman, which is not necessarily a bad thing.
7. They remind me of my dear departed next-door neighbor's dog -- don't ask.